Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Week 9: Reading Diary--Something Old, Something New. . . (Native American Marriage Tales)

I've picked this unit for many reasons:  one, I find it an intriguing concept to have a marriage between an animal and a human; two, I like that this unit includes stories from various tribes/traditions; three, why not?  Haha.  So here we go, time to read some Native American Marriage Tales!!


1. The Piqued Buffalo-Wife-  Soooo. . . This story just jumps right into it, now doesn't it?  It's almost like a reverse Zeus and Europa deal--a man raping a helpless buffalo-cow.  Though the mystery of the boy born of this "union" going into camps during the day but then disappearing at night is intriguing.  It's odd to think that a boy who never knew his father could recognize him so easily in large crowds of men.  Well at least this time the man allowed the buffalo the opportunity to change form; though how she could so easily accept him as a husband I don't quite understand. . . Can you say temper?  Striking out at your wife with a flaming stick because she doesn't want to cook dinner one time.  Screw you, man; you are really messed up.  So the boy could recognize his father without ever having seen him, but even after the father interacted with the calf-boy he still couldn't recognize him the third time?!  I honestly don't think the guy deserved to be resurrected after being trampled, cruel as that may sound; he is just a terrible person/father.

2. Bear-Woman and Deer-Woman-  Well now.  It seems the stories are not to get any less disturbing, seeing as this tale starts with Grizzly biting Doe's head off--and then cooking it in front of both her own children and those of Doe.  Naturally, this means Doe's fawns kill Grizzly's cubs and feed Grizzly her cubs' hands--and then taunt her for it.  And, in the end, Grizzly dies and the fawns live on.  Totally a "happy ending". . .

3-5. Splinter-Foot-Girl-  A child born from the infected leg of a warrior. . . that's a new one, haha.  You have this beautiful, miraculous girl and you name her Foot-stuck-child?  What?  Apparently, if you are unable to convince someone of something, you just need to send a series of more silver-tongued birds in as a proxy until the person finally agrees.  If it works for marriage, it must work in every other realm of life, right?  That was a very underhanded (or should I say undergrounded? what a terrible pun. . .) thing to do, stealing the girl from her bull husband using a tunnel through the ground underneath her.  Why does the girl have to be the weakest/first one to tire?  Stupid sexism.  Wow; so tired that she had a small hemorrhage, that's. . . intense.  How far did they travel?!  That is one brave talking tree.  I wish I could meet him.  Who would have guessed that a round rock would make a terrible husband?  I mean, he's just so stony and cold and harsh. . .  lol.  If I kick a ball into the air, does that mean I get to rise up in the air as well?  'Cause that could be aweeesomeee.  Oooooh, living in a tent of the stars in the sky. . . there could be no better ending than that, now could there?

6. The Eagle and Whale Husbands-  Am I the only one who is envious of the girls getting to play with animal bones on the beach?  That would just be fascinating. . .  Ooooh, stolen by an eagle and a whale, ouch.  Though the escape by kayak would be fun--I've always loved kayaking, haha.  A life of picking lice off of your husband's body while tied to the bottom of the sea--what more could you want?  (Answer:  everything and anything else.)  Taking off your clothing can be so distraction for guys. . .

7. The Fox-Woman- I love the stories of mythological creatures who shed their skins to become human!  It's just so. . . magical.  And I've always loved foxes, too, so let's just say that this story is pretty dang fantastic for me.  Though this story ended a little oddly and abruptly, so that was disappointing.

8. The Woman Stolen by Killer Whales- Kill a killer whale and your wife will be stolen by its friends as vengeance; true story.  Enter the helpful Shark, who helps all fisherman hunt down the orcas who steal wives.  Wow.  I mean, wow.  The husband didn't have to do anything, he just stayed outside the killer whales' dwelling while the clever Shark did all the work rescuing the wife.  I just hope that Shark was able to survive the severe fight that he was embroiled in when the fisherman and his wife ran off. . .

9. The Rolling Head-  Dang.  Can you imagine leaving your wife everyday to provide for the family, only to discover she was cheating on you with a giant snake in your absence?  Marriage can certainly be sordid and heartbreaking.  Not that that makes it okay to cut up your wife and serve her to your children, but still, that hurts.  And can you imagine being the children, eating your mother unawares and then being chased by her rolling head as she yells at you for eating her?  *shudder*  Nightmares, so many nightmares. . .  And then to have those children end up with such a great life, only to turn on their father by setting lions upon him--I'm not quite sure what I think of this story.

10-11. The Bear-Woman- Now I have a guess at where my sisters go when they need some time alone--obviously they go into the woods to meet their bear-lovers, lol.  Though I guess I shouldn't inform my dad of their indiscretions, or he might go out and kill all the bears in the area to make sure they couldn't marry my sisters.  You have to wonder: did the older sister use the opportunity of being turned into a bear to take revenge on all of the men in the camp who had killed her lover, or was she a slave to the nature of her transformed bear-self?  Just swim through the lake, stupid violent bear-woman!  Not that I want you to catch your innocent siblings, but at least fail with intelligence and common sense!  Oh, this is the etiological myth of the Big Dipper!  Cool beans.


And there it is, the first half of what is/will most definitely be a very fascinating unit!

Arrivederci!


Image Information.  Female bison with a calf; photo by Erwin and Peggy Bauer.  Public Domain Images.
Young Huntress with her Eagle; photo by Asher Svidensky.  BBC News.
The "Great Wain" seen from Berlin; photo by Manfred Wassmann, 2011.  Wikipedia.

Monday, March 9, 2015

Week 8: Famous Last Words--Josephine Baker

"Oh, you young people act like old men.  You are no fun."


Ah, sweet Paris, where there are performers and armed policemen on the streets--is there a more blatant contradiction to be found?  Bridges of love locks breaking bridges, saints walking around without heads, random men in masks walking around and startling people for laughs, myriad musicians playing "La Vie en Rose" on the streets.  And lots and lots of art and flashing Eiffel Tower souvenirs, of course!

So this weekend I left Italy for the first time since flying into Rome, adding another country to my list--France!  I got to take a train into Pisa, so that I could fly to Paris-Beauvais, in order to take a bus to Porte Maillot, where I could then finally take a metro into the main city center of Paris; planes, trains, and automobiles, indeed.

After stopping by our hostel, "Arty Paris," my friends and I went back to the city center to visit Notre Dame, stopping along the road to buy delicious crepes and sandwiches from a vendor. . .


[So much more to come, but I have an art history review session to head to, so I will resume this post later!  Arrivederci.]

[Review session over, a delicious dinner at Mariano's eaten, a Skype call home, and now back to Paris!]


. . . Upon arriving at Notre Dame, we took a brief break to eat lunch while sitting along the wall and staring up at the church while taking numerous photos, haha.  We then started looking around for our Sandeman's tourguide, who was nowhere to be found--so instead, we tagged along with a "Discovery Tour" led by a local Parisian, which was pretty awesome, if a little short.  We got to learn about St. Denis, who carried his head a few miles to the site where his church would be built in the future (after being beheaded, of course)--and don't worry, he could still communicate and all, regardless of the beheadedness, haha.  We got to see the myriad places where the architect who restored Notre Dame incorporated his own face (ah, vanity!), and measured how far underwater we would have been in one of the great centennial floods--one of which is coming up anytime now, so beware!  Then we got to see a love-lock bridge (illegal because it destroys the bridge due to the extra tonnage of the locks), to see where Ratatouille theoretically took plance, and to listen to a guitar player singing La Vie en Rose.  All in all, a great start to the trip!

We then walked into the (free) section of Notre Dame open to the public, admiring the beauty and majesty of the church and its great rose windows.  By the time we were planning to leave, a mass was starting, and so we of course stayed to see the beginning of that, which only helped to emphasize the sacred and majestic atmosphere of the church.

After singing along to a few of the psalms, we headed out to see the archaeological ruins outside of and underneath Notre Dame.  It was definitely interesting to see all of the different levels of the city, how it grew and evolved over the years and became what we recognize today.  Plus, there were lots of cool maps and images and recreations and models and things to stare at, so that was awesome.  Woo ruins!!!

Next we headed off to see some other buildings and things in the city.  We wandered through a bit of the Latin Quarter, headed off toward the somewhat elusive Pantheon--which we found, surprisingly without too much trouble.  Thanks to student visas/my Permisso di Soggiorno (which shows that I am now officially a resident of Italy--what whatttt!), this was another free entry.  The Pantheon was quite different from that in Rome, with a photograph of a group of people decorating the inside of the dome and a few grand statues and some stories of legendary France depicted on the walls.  The coolest part of this building was, by far, the CRYPT.  Honestly, it felt like the crypt was infinitely larger than the upstairs, filled with graves of notable individuals such as Rousseau, Voltaire, Marie Curie, Victor Hugo, Alexander Dumas, and many many more.  Definitely worth the freezing cold hands I suffered, haha.

So after that, we went down another street (from which we could see the Eiffel Tower) towards the Luxembourg Palace and Gardens, where we roamed around for a little while observing the grounds and the palace's exterior.  Running a little short on time, we went from there to a crepe place besides a little church for dinner, passing some armed policemen with riot shields and batons along the way (there were lots and lots of armed policemen and army men carrying semiautomatic weapons in Paris--somewhat frightening, but also kinda intriguing for a crazy person like me, lol).  French crepes?  Delicious!  As if they could be anything else. . .

After sitting a bench briefly to eat, we headed off to the Louvre--that's right, the LOUVRE!--where we stood in line for about a half hour in front of the pyramid, watching the sun set from the courtyard.  Once again, thanks to visas/permissos, we got in FREEEEEEE.  (You gotta love that about Paris, haha.)

You can't really describe the Louvre, though I will try to touch upon a few observations I made while there. . .  Firstly, we started off with the Italian wing, searching (of course) for the overly-popular Mona Lisa.  And while the painting was as enigmatic as expected, I just don't. . . quite. . . get it.  It was a small painting, honestly overwhelmed by all of the innumerable art surrounding it.  It seems just one more painting in the bunch--albeit, a widely recognized one.  Not that it isn't a great work or anything, it just wasn't as magnificent as you are always led to expect.

Outside of the room with the Mona Lisa, I spent quite a bit of time examining some paintings by Michelangelo, from very tiny in size to pretty average.  Gotta say, I liked those better than the Mona Lisa, sooooooo, yeah.  Of course, with only about 2 more hours until the Louvre closed, I headed off on my own to wander the halls, passing through the Italian paintings, the Greek and Roman sections (with the Victory of Samothrace!!!), and lots and lots of other art.  I spent quite a bit of time in the Egyptian section, then headed off to the area where they displayed furnishings typical to the palace back when it was a palace--and even the grandeur of those apartments could not prepare me for my trip to Versailles the following morning!  I then progressed downstairs to the Cour Marly and Cour Puget, courtyards filled with gorgeous statues laid out in an open space to great effect.  I passed through the sections of French sculpture to the beginning of the Mesopotamian era artifacts, stumbling upon the code of Hammurabi shortly before I had to head up to the info desk to meet my friends--a work that I stood in front of for 5-10 minutes as I pondered the vast influence this simple stone, covered with small, inscribed figures, had on the history of kingdoms, cities, and their governance.

As the Louvre closed, I reunited with my friends to head off on a walk down the Seine towards the Eiffel Tower, looking up for the searchlights and top of the tower to navigate as we passed by the Musee d'Orsay and other impressive buildings we knew not at the time.  Approaching the Eiffel Tower from the back, we came from a smaller alley into an open space to find the tower right above us, shining in the night.  While I am not a huge fan of the tower from a distance, when seeing the trusses and detailed structure of the metal, you cannot help but appreciate the sheer massive skill and the skill that went into the creation of this monument, temporary though it may have been originally.  Due to the time, we were unable to take the stairs or go all the way to the top, but we were able to ascend to the second floor, observing Paris from above.  The views were gorgeous, the tower awesome (in the truest sense of the word), and the sparkling lights (though seizure inducing) were stunning when they began on the hour.

Thus, after descending by inclined elevator, we headed back to our hostel, not getting into our rooms til around 2 am after walking somewhere between 16 and 20 miles for the day, in addition to traveling from Pisa to Paris.  Definitely a busy and exhausting day.

Nonetheless, knowing we had less than a day and a half left in Paris, of course I was up at 6 am so that we could head out by 7 am to take the RER out to Versailles.   [And may I just say how simultaneously convenient and frustrating the Paris metro is?  It is so well organized and easy to navigate, and yet minutes after buying my tickets I had to ask a guy at the info desk to validate my ticket because the machines would not read it (a process I had to repeat at least twice more), and we went to one station where we almost couldn't board because the ticket machine was out of order--quite frustrating, though it did not end up being a problem, luckily.]

. . . [More to come tomorrow--it is now bedtime.  One day down, one and a half to go!!  Haha.]. . .

Getting to Versailles wasn't too bad, though we had to walk to a tram, take the tram to an RER station, take the RER to a later stop, get off and switch trains, and then walk to Versailles at the final stop--where we got to wait about half an hour before we could get in, which just meant lots and lots of pictures of the sparkly golden gates, haha.  Then, thanks to our lovely permissos/Visas, we were able to get in free of charge and explore the luxurious halls and chambers of one of the most famous palaces in history.

Not saying that I didn't enjoy Versailles, but I have often realized on this trip how much I would despise having to live in such baroque apartments--it just seems so stiff, uncomfortable, so un-home-like.  So while I definitely enjoyed touring the palace (especially the Hall of Mirrors!  It was soooooo gorgeous!!!  :) ), I also realized that I do not understand how people could rationalize spending the equivalents of 10s of billions of dollars on a single building, haha.

The gardens at Versailles were also neat, as were the Grand and Petite Trianon, though I have no doubt that I would have enjoyed the gardens more if all of the trees and flowers were alive, all of the fountains were on, and all of the statues uncovered--one of the downsides of going during the slower off-season.  Nonetheless, the topiary was cute, the gardens and enclosed structures (such as colonnades, outdoor ballrooms, columns, obelisks, etc.) intriguing, and the canal with its swans and rowboats was beautiful and serene.  Eating one of our cheapest meals inside Versailles, sitting outside by the water chowing down on French onion soup and French French fries with no service charge and free water was also an unexpected treat, haha.

From Versailles we took the RER and then the metro back into Paris to head into the Musee d'Orsay--possibly my favorite part of all of Paris!  I'm a big fan of impressionist art, and the statues and carvings and paintings and sketches here were just. . . phenomenal!  Spending hours staring at Carriere, Van Gogh, Monet, Manet, Degas, Rodin, Pisarro, Matisse, and so much more. . . God, it was a fantastic afternoon and evening, even if my feet were killing me afterwards.  But to be able to stand inches away from a Van Gogh, watching a little Parisian girl sketch the painting in her notebook like this was an everyday occurrence, to stand behind a giant clock and look out over the Seine and the Louvre, to circle around Degas's ballerina with her satin ribbon and tulle skirt--it was unreal.  To sit on a bench engineered to look like nothing more than water and stare for over 15 minutes at a painting of Monet's lilies, observing not only the painting but those looking at it, I realized, once again, exactly how lucky I am this semester.

After the Orsay, we headed out to grab a take-away dinner, for me a shrimp salad sandwich, a chocolate tart, and a Coke.  We walked down a few streets to sit at a bench overlooking a few grand buildings and the Eiffel Tower to finish eating and watch the sunset, just relaxing and reveling in the experience that is Paris.  From there, we walked back to the Eiffel Tower, meeting up with the fourth person in our group who had split off to find the catacombs (and who unfortunately hadn't been feeling well the entire trip).  Rather than go back up the Eiffel Tower (due to cost and long lines) we walked over the bridge and out to the Arc d'Triumph.  (Also, beware the profusion of cops and soldiers near the Eiffel Tower; we even got to see them stop an improptu rap concert.  :/ )  After finding the underground passage to the Arc (thank goodness; crossing that street would have been a death sentence!), we went down and got our--once again thank you visas!--free tickets to visit the arc and climb to the top.  The view from the top was stunning, and we got to overlook the Champs d'Elysses and the Eiffel Tower, once again timing it perfectly so that we got to see the tower sparkle against the dark of night.

Thus ended our second day in Paris, with the only event remaining the long walk and metro ride back to the hostel.  We turned in semi-early (got to bed by midnight, woo!  haha), and got to sleep in til almost 7 before having to get up, check out of the hostel, and head off by metro to the underground entrance to the Louvre.  We managed to get there before the long line, standing in front of the Louvre entrance staring at the inverted pyramid as the minutes before opening ticked by.  After entering the Louvre for free for the second time, we headed off in separate directions, seeing what we could in the two hours we had remaining before we were forced to head off (or at least Daniel and I) to catch the metro to meet up with our bus shuttle to the airport.

Of course we left just enough time to stop in a fancy little underground shopping center and grab lunch--a delicious crunchy wrap with who knows what deliciousness in it.  I got to make the server laugh with my terrible French pronunciations (at least I tried, haha), and then we sat and enjoyed our last meal in Paris before catching our bus and flying back into Pisa before running to the train back to Arezzo.  A busy weekend, but a glorious one!

Now, I just have to survive a couple more midterms and a few more days of classes before I am able to leave on my adventure of 3 countries in 10 days--more specifically, my spring break trip to London, Dublin, and Berlin!!!  AAAAAAAHHHHHH!  I'm so excited, haha.

Ciao!




Image Information.  All of these are personal photos, taken from March 6 to March 8, 2015.  They are, respectively:  piers of the Eiffel Tower at night;

Week 8: Keyboard Tech Tip

Since I'm in Italy and may occasionally have to type some Italian words and phrases, sometimes accents will be a necessary evil; therefore, any site that makes it easy to add them into my text quickly is my friend. . .


Finalmente, una tastiera distinta per italiano!  Che figata!  Questo è molto utile, o almeno sarà.

Basta!  Arrivederci!


[For any of you that don't speak Italian, the translation (if I wrote this correctly, lol) is this: Finally, a distinct keyboard for Italian!  How cool!  This is very useful, or at least it will be.  That's it!  Goodbye!]

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Week 8: Commenting Review Week--What Can I Say?. . .


I definitely feel like I have reached a sort of camaraderie with other students in this class because of commenting and reading their posts--I interact with some people more than others, it seems, but that's life, lol.  Being able to read introductions, random posts, reading diaries, and stories gives you a view into another person's interests and personalities, thought process, and creativity that you don't always get in lecture and discussion classes.  Comments are extremely helpful in learning how to refine and edit stories so as to get the most out of your writing, and being able to get so many different perspectives on stories exponentially increases the constructive nature of editing and rewriting.

The most useful comments are those that point out both the strengths and weaknesses of my writing/story.  While I always love getting compliments (who doesn't?  Lol.), the constructive criticism over what areas could use improvement are definitely the most helpful.  (This is true for both story and project comments.)  Personally, I tend to make most of my short comments into longer comments, but I try to point out at least one strength and one weakness in each comment that I make.  Sometimes the strengths and weaknesses pertain to the design/layout of the story or project, but more often they pertain to the content (e.g. grammar, style, plot, character development, etc.).

This is pretty much the only class in which I comment so often on other students' work, but I love the interaction that this class provides.  Being able to read others' work and write and receive criticism opens your eyes to the creative possibilities that are out there, and in noting weaknesses in others' work you can often notice the same or similar issues in your own work.

Therefore, change nothing, for the commenting component of this class is uber-helpful and interactive!

Arrivederci!!!



Image Information.  Editing a paper, photo by Nic McPhee, 2008.  Flickr.
Compulsive Editing Support Group, comic by Debbie Ohi, 2010.  Writer Unboxed.

Week 8: Writing Review Week--Let Me Read You My Stories. . .


Where to begin. . . I don't really know what to think of my stories so far this semester, haha.  At the beginning of the semester I was composing a lot of stories in my normal style, just picking a character from the story and telling the story from their first-person perspective, sometimes twisting the tale slightly to give a slightly different view of the character.  A few weeks in I took on the task of writing a tale from the perspective of a parrot, which was definitely a bit of a challenge, though I was quite happy with the results.

These past couple of weeks, however, my stories have been. . . different, haha.  I have been doing a third person storytelling style that has a set cast of characters playing the parts available to them in the original story.  This results in quite a bit of technical changes, and gives very random results--as does the fact that I throw in miscellaneous references and inside jokes to appeal to some of my friends here at OUA who found my blog and decided to read my stories.  Caving to peer pressure. . . ah, me, haha.

My next challenge is to write a story with a decent amount of dialogue included to help in furthering the action--both a personal challenge, and a challenge issued through the advice of various peers.  In this and other matters, the feedback from students has been quite helpful and enlightening, and I cannot wait to try out some new styles and techniques as the semester progresses!

Arrivederci!!!


Image Information. Photo of girl reflected.  Found on Ria-perspective.blogspot.it.

Week 8: Reading Review Week--A Lengthy Assessment


So far this semester, in reverse order, I have read Tibetan Folktales, West African Folktales, Voyages of Sindbad, Georgian Folktales, Arabian Nights, Ovid's Metamorphoses I, and Ovid's Metamorphoses III for my various reading units.  My favorite units so far have been Ovid's Metamorphoses (both), Voyages of Sindbad, and the West African Folktales--an odd mixture, but a fun one.  I can't say that there has been any unit that I haven't enjoyed thus far, though the Georgian Folktales could get kind of confusing and nonsensical at times.

My reading/note-taking is very stream-of-consciousness, writing down notes as I read.  The result is a very odd and random series of thoughts, but it definitely helps me to remember what I've read and what I thought about the story and characters at the time.  The one major problem with this is the length of the posts (they can get insanely lengthy), but it would seem that I'm just a long-winded blogger in general, haha.

For my Storybook project, I am definitely doing a lot of outside reading and research.  Since my Storybook is just based off of supernatural creatures and not necessarily folktales or stories, I have been reading a lot of sites on the descriptions and origins and behaviors of creatures, the cultural setting in which they are set, and any other fun facts I find.  There are definitely a lot of sources out there on the internet for some of the more common creatures, though some of the more obscure creatures are somewhat difficult to find info on (especially since I'm basically limited to the internet being off campus and in Italy, lol).

Usually I do a lot of reading outside of class for pleasure, though this semester that has been toned down a lot by the extensive travel opportunities and the multitude of events/socialization available here at OUA.  I'm not saying that I don't do any pleasure reading, by any means--I doubt that I could survive that--but it's been lessened to roughly a book a week, lol.  I'm such a bibliobibuli!

I have no suggestions for improving the reading component of this class, because it is already so varied and intriguing and just plain awesome, haha.  As for future students, I would just advise that you keep ahead (something I am failing miserably at this semester) and that you read a random story from a unit before deciding on the full unit, just so that you know what you are getting yourself into.

Buona giornata!!!


Image Information.  Antique Books 2, photo by DamselStock.  DeviantArt.

Monday, March 2, 2015

Week 7: Famous Last Words--Emily Dickinson

"I must go in, for the fog is rising."


Where to begin, where to begin. . . Well, for starters, the weather out here in Italy has been fan-tastic this past week!  Most days it gets into the 50s or 60s, the sun's been peeking out from behind the clouds, and the persistent drizzling rain is finally gone--all in all, perfect spring weather.  I am so sorry that all of you are stuck in the cold and snow and ice. . . Sorta.

This weekend was what qualifies as a slow weekend for me, though it was not, by any means, slow.  My weekend I guess technically started on Thursday night, when I went out for a pre-dinner gelato with a friend and ended up listening in on a completely Italian conversation between her and the owner of the shop.  I was impressed with myself in that I was actually able to understand a vast majority of the conversation, but the fact that I could only speak a couple sentences in Italian to add to the discussion was somewhat sad.  Always the observer and never the main attraction (or any attraction, for that matter)--story of my life.

After that wonderful encounter (no sarcasm), there was an OUA progressive dinner starting at 6:30.  We went from apartment to apartment, eating scamorza and sausage crostini at one, pasta al ragu at another, chili and potatoes and meatballs and chicken at a third, and then finally desserts at the OUA FIR's residence.  We then headed across the hall to OUA where we karaoke'd the night away.  Unfortunately, I cannot say that I refrained from performing myself--I sang "Be a Man" from Mulan with my hiking group from Naples.  It was fun, though I doubt I will ever perform karaoke in front of my professors ever again, haha.

Friday morning started out with pasta making--wooooooo!  We went to a little community center type building and learned how to make ravioli, tagliatelli, and gnocchi from scratch--and then got to eat the results.  It was, shall I say, DELICIOUS, and well worth the effort (though there was definitely a lot of effort put in, haha).  Then, Friday afternoon, I spent pretty much the rest of the day, from 4 pm on, playing D&D (minus a short dinner break for burgers, lol).  I am almost ashamed to say that I enjoyed D&D, but what can I say?  I'm a total nerd.  Besides, when else do you have friends slinging dung at dwarves and missing and hitting each other, or someone quoting "Mean Girls" to an angel and telling it that someone is an ungrateful "fugly slut" and to "drop the b****"?  Haha, out of context it is so random and ridiculous, but it was a great time, and I can't wait to continue our quest.

Saturday was perhaps the slowest day this weekend. . . Lol.  I didn't go out and do anything til around 12:30, at which point I meandered along the antique fair up to OUA, from which a group of us set out to do some litter pickup along the city wall before going off on a roughly 13 mile hike up the mountains behind the city.  We went along the aqueduct out of Arezzo, up a hill through San Polo, farther up the mountain (along a road marked "danger zone" every few feet) following trail blazes up to Alpe di Poti--where there was apparently an epic car race yesterday.  Of course, at the top I had to be nice and clumsy and slip in mud, then by reflex reaching out to grab onto something and grasping a handful of barbed wire.  Let's just say that my hand has some nice scratches on it that were bleeding pretty badly in the aftermath. . .

Yesterday I headed out with a small group to Perugia, an adorable little Italian town that is only an hour away by train and was totally worth the trip.  First off, when you arrive at the train station you get to switch over to the adorable little minimetro in order to get up to the old city on the mountain.  (It was comparable to either a really slow adorable rollercoaster or a more fun version of a Disney tram; take your pick, haha.)

Once up on the hill, we took a cool "inclined elevator" up to the "top floor" of the city, where I sat in a cute little cafe (the Living Cafe) staring over the hills and countryside of Umbria while eating a delicious chocolate croissant--and enjoying the warm weather and sunlight.  It was wonderful; I could've sat there all day, but we had stuff to see.

From there we headed down to the main piazza and the duomo and Fontana Maggiore.  The square was beautiful (as per usual) and the church gorgeous (which we luckily got to see in between Sunday masses).


(More info on Perugia and pics will come later, but for now I wanted to put a little bit about my adventurous weekend online, haha.  Ciao!)

Image Information.  All are personal photos.  In order, they are: Perugia from the stairs above Porto Etrusco, . . .