Showing posts with label Week 5. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Week 5. Show all posts

Monday, February 16, 2015

Week 5: Famous Last Words--Galileo Galilei

"And yet it moves. . ."


This weekend was originally going to be one during which I did practically nothing and relished in the break from travel.  If anything, I was just going to take the quick train to Florence on Saturday for the chocolate festival--a Valentine's Day cliche, except I'd be doing so with friends so there is that, haha.

Well, I did indeed end up going to the chocolate festival in Florence, but only for about an hour, an hour and twenty minutes, between trains.  And while the stop was worth it--even if the festival was much smaller than expected--, it was definitely not the highlight of my day.  (Though, free samples of chocolate and then chocolate dipped candied fruits rank pretty high up there on best things everrr.  Especially when you take into account that said chocolate was bought/eaten behind a huge church and practically in the shadow of Brunelleschi's dome.  So, yeah, that was undoubtedly awesome, haha.)

But the best part of the day was probably the first stop in my hectic day of travel--Pisa.  While we were only there for like two and a half hours (and half of that was spent walking briskly to and from the train station), we were able to see the baptistery, basilica, and tower, so what more do you need?!  I always thought that the leaning tower was kinda hyped up, but when you are actually there, in front of it, you just think:  Wow.  That tower is totally crooked.  Haha, an obvious but true statement.  (And seeing it rise up out of nowhere as you walk through the streets is also shocking, with the juxtaposition of the buildings along the street and the tower which looks like it has to be going down.  All the people taking awkward touristy pictures with the tower are also wildly entertaining, lol.  And the gold and embellishments in the basilica are nothing to laugh at. . . )

After running back to the station to catch the train (no joke, we actually ran the last portion), we headed off to Lucca, a wonderfully picturesque walled city half an hour away.  Unfortunately, heading to Lucca meant heading straight into the storm, so the afternoon was much wetter and cloudier than the morning, but it was still beautiful.  The walls and towers in Lucca are the major attractions (which is all well and good because the town itself is kind of puny).  The walls are basically completely intact, and the top is insanely wide and topped with a promenade lined with streetlamps along which you can walk around the city.  The two churches we visited were gorgeous, one mainly in the interior and one on the exterior--an interesting contrast, haha.

While waiting on the train to Florence, we met an adorable elder couple (more of a pair, really, as they are brother and sister) who we talked with not only at the station but also during the entire train ride into Florence.  They travel abroad for weeks and months every year and have been to many exotic locations.  Just getting to talk to them and hear about all of their experiences and favorite places was wonderful.  (Plus it helped that they were adorable old people; you've just gotta love adorable old people.)

Lastly, we had an hour and twenty minutes in Florence before our final train back to Arezzo, and so we headed off to see Brunelleschi's dome and to find the chocolate festival.  We randomly met up with a couple other groups of OUA students while there (it really is a small world).  After following the smell of delicious chocolate and sampling everything we possibly good, we bought up some goodies and got back on the train to head back.  And after another short train ride, we were back in Arezzo late Saturday night.

Then, of course, I spent Sunday marathoning House of Cards, doing homework, and crafting a D&D character. . . So a hectic weekend all around, haha.  Hope everyone had a fantastic Valentine's Day!

Ciao!!!  :)


Image Information.  All of these are personal photos, taken on Feb. 14, 2015.  In order, they are:
Leaning Tower of Pisa.  Florence Chocolate Festival 1.  Florence Chocolate Festival 2.  Cathedral at Pisa.  Cathedral at Lucca.  Piazza Anfiteatro at Lucca.  Brunelleschi's Dome in Florence.

Sunday, February 15, 2015

Week 5: Collage Tech Tip

Since I have spent significant portions of both Friday afternoon and this afternoon marathoning House of Cards with some friends, I thought it only fitting that I make a collage regarding said show.  Unfortunately, there are very few images labeled for reuse sooooo. . . yeah.  This is all I've got to show about how roughly 8 hours of my weekend were spent, haha.


Image Info.  House of Cards Poster, A,tin; Luxuriaz.com.
House of Cards, Indenture; Flickr.
House of Cards TV Poster, MARRAKCHI; DeviantArt.

Friday, February 13, 2015

Week 5: Extra Reading Diary--Pirates and Old Men and Rocs--Oh, My! (Voyages of Sindbad

Once again, rather than an essay, I decided to read the Voyages of Sindbad, just because I was curious about how Sindbad's voyages ended--does he get left behind more times and forgotten for good?  Does he lose all of his wealth?  Or is he really the luckiest man alive?  Let's jump to it!  (Especially since I have a marathon of House of Cards starting shortly, haha.)


11-12. Fifth Voyage- Well, Sindbad, at least if you have your own ship they can't really leave you behind. . . right?  How dare you let them kill the baby roc, Sindbad!!!!  What kind of monster are you?!  Poor momma and poppa roc. . .  How can a ship outmaneuver rocs dropping giant boulders?  That's totally unrealistic (whereas rocs are definitely real. . . I definitely have my facts straight).  Awww, Sindbad, your ship is dead!  You really need to find some better merchant friends.  Sindbad might make a good Aeneas, just saying. . . Poor Sindbad!  Now you're stuck with a random old dude on your back.  If only it was that easy to make wine in real life.  And now we are back to uncommon good luck and coconuts.  Woo!  Who knew you could make a living throwing stones at monkeys?  And, once again, Sindbad is rich with practically no effort.  Wish I was him!

13-15. Sixth Voyage- Yes, Sindbad, it is a marvel that you would risk more trouble after having shipwrecked five times.  And yet, there you go, venturing off once more.  Annnnnddddd there you go, wrecking yet another ship; for shame, Sindbad, for shame!  Way to outlive all your companions!  Are you going to extend your life further by reverting to cannibalism?  No?  Awww. . . Look at that--the power of logic!  Raft away, my dear Sindbad!  Thank you, random "friendly-looking black men"!  You saved Sindbad from certain death!  (He seriously has more lives than a cat.)  I'm Sindbad, the Sailor Man--*toot, toot*!  Fameeee, without love, fameeee, can't get enough. . .  Random mention of Adam; okay, then.  And Sindbad gets more wealth from entertained hosts--it's whatever.  How rich were these random friendly men?  Day-um.  Plus, just because he delivered gifts from one monarch to another, Sindbad receives yet more wealth.  Cool beans.  Return home, my fortunate friend!

16-17. Seventh and Last Voyage- You vow never to leave Baghdad again?  Bah!  You get to deliver a present back to the Serendib peoples.  Go forth, valiant Sindbad!  A bed is definitely the first gift I think to give a foreign leader.  Wow, Caliph, just wow.  Oooooohhhh, pirates.  Sorry, Sindbad, but I might be changing sides here, even if they do kill and enslave people ruthlessly. . . Okay, so maybe not.  Poor Sindbad.  :(  Killing an elephant just for its tusks?  Gahhhhh!  I no longer like you, Sindbad--bad!  (Don't ask why Sindbad has basically becoming a dog in this post--just go with it, haha.)  Such smart elephants!  Take him down!!!. . . Or carry him away!!!  That works too!  More good fortune and wealth for Sindbad--big surprise.

And Sindbad lived happily ever after.  The end!

Arrivederci!!!



Image Information.  Final Frontier; oil on canvas by George Grie.  Wikimedia.

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Week 5: Storytelling--Infinite Emerald Eyes


My dear children, have you ever heard the tale of how I obtained the riches that make our family so wealthy to this day?  Gather closer 'round the fire, and let me tell you a story of my youth. . .

As you know, our kingdom has a long history of joy and gladness, but there are still times when intrigue and even war cannot be avoided.  Thus, after a long period of peace, when our king dreamed of a fox suspended from its tail in the rafters over the throne, he worried about what the vision might foretell.  He promised anyone who might interpret the dream correctly numerous gifts, and the message reached my own ears.  Though I was far from the castle and knew not what the dream might presage, I set off on the long trek regardless, hoping to acquire wealth to restore glory to our family's dilapidated homestead.

When crossing through the mountain pass, a voice called out to me from the ground; looking down, I noticed a vivid, green serpent lying in the sunlight.  It raised its head and speared my gaze with its glittering emerald eyes, "Tell me, peasant, to where art thou traveling?"

Now, children, I had heard tales of those animals in our kingdom which possessed the skill of human speech, but never had I believed them to be true.  Almost as if in a trance, I relayed my quest to the gleaming serpent.  He hissed softly at my tale, sounding almost pleased with the challenge.  Within his gaze I saw a vision much like the one the king must have seen, with a fox hanging from a wooden beam, and then the snake spoke again, "Having received thy word that thou wilt share with me the gifts of thy king, know that the fox portrays the cunning, hypocrisy, and treachery within the kingdom."

Having said this, the snake slithered off into the grass and disappeared from my view.  I hurried off to the king and relayed the meaning of his dream, upon which I received many riches.  But, my children, I was selfish, and returned home by another trail in order to keep all the wealth for myself.

It happened that not too long after this, the king had another vision, that of a sword hanging by a thread from the roof above his throne.  He sent for me to interpret, and though I had betrayed the serpent I visited again the mountain pass in the hopes of finding him and learning what he might teach me.

Fortunately, when I called out in despair the serpent came forth, looking somewhat put off by my presence.  His tongue flickered lazily, his eyes searched my face--though for what, I do not know.  "Thou seek my counsel again, young peasant?  Wilt thou keep thy word this time?"  I hastily promised him that I would, and then told him of the king's dream.  "Tell thy king that the sword foretells of war, and that thine enemies are intriguing from both within and without the kingdom.  Prepare for battle and attack!"

At these words I ran off to the king and informed him of the upcoming war.  He again rewarded me with innumerable gifts, making our household wealthier than ever before.  I decided to take the quickest route home, which included the mountain pass, where I stumbled upon the serpent.

Before he could ask me for his share of the king's reward, I attacked him with my sword--ah, children, how ashamed I am now for my actions!  The wise one who had granted me the opportunity for such wealth, and I wounded him greatly. . . But I was possessed with great greed and hurried home with my vast fortune as the serpent trailed away.

More time passed, and the king called for me a second time to translate for him his most recent dream--that of a slain sheep hanging above the throne.  I knew that I had twice denied the serpent his due and indeed injured him with my sword, but I sought him anyway, hoping that he would have forgiven my past transgressions.

Thus I came across the mountain path for the fourth time, again seeking the serpent.  As soon as I approached I noted the serpent basking along the path before me.  When he observed me, his eyes glittered as before, but this time with malice as well as with knowledge.  Emerald scales glinted in the sunlight as he rose imposingly before me.  "What dost thou want, peasant?" he hissed, eyes flashing angrily.

I informed him of the third vision, and saw reflected in his gem-like eyes the vision of the king.  His gaze grew calmer, and he spoke softly.  "Again, thou hast promised to grant me half of thy gifts; thus, I inform you that this is a sign that peace falls on all across the kingdom, and all the people are become like gentle sheep."

I passed the serpent's infinite knowledge onto the king and received more wealth than ever before.  Feeling generous in the newly-come peacetime, I returned along the mountain path.  The serpent sensed my approach and came forth from the grass, slithering warily up to me.  I knelt down before him and laid out all the king's gifts, offering them to the creator of my fortune.  The serpent was pleased and nodded at me with sinuous motion, "Thou hast come far, peasant, in these troubling times.  When there was hypocrisy in the lands, thou deceived me; when there was war, thou sought to quarrel.  But now thou bringest the gifts in times of peace and sharest all with me.  For this, go in peace, and keep all thy wealth!"

His emerald gaze turned from me for the last time, the final image reflected in them that of gold and riches beyond belief.  His glittering body disappeared into the grass along the mountain pass, never to be seen again, and I headed home with more wealth than could be spent in ten lifetimes. . .

So, you see, it was due to the generosity of a serpent that our family amassed its wealth--a serpent even crowns our crest, as if it were meant to be!  And if you ever observe a serpent basking along the road or dwelling within our lands, be sure to treat it well, for who knows what good fortune it might bring you. . .



Author's Note.  I decided to retell the story of "The Serpent and the Peasant" because I found it intriguing that, for once, the snake was portrayed as a wise, kind, and generous creature, rather than an evil and deceitful one.  I didn't really change anything in the story but the perspective, plus I added in a bit of a "third dimension," if you will, by addressing my readers/listeners directly--just to try out a new style.  I hope you enjoyed this story!!

Image Information.  Christmas Snake; photo by glazyrin, 2013.  DeviantArt.

Bibliography.  "The Serpent and the Peasant" from Georgian Folk Tales.  Marjory Wardrop, 1894. Untextbook.

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Week 5: Reading Diary--Escalating Ridiculousness (Georgian Folktales)

Now to continue on with the somewhat nonsensical and random Georgian folktales!


11. The Strong Man and the Dwarf-  It's totally going to be a David and Goliath-esque story--I'm calling it now!  Awww. . . Just kidding; it's just another story reminiscent of the valiant little tailor. . .  :(  Basically just another clever little person taking advantage of a less clever but more physically imposing person.  For shame, little people, for shame.  Especially reusing each other's tricks like that!  At least be original!  (Though the sneezing-criticism thing was new; just goes to prove that dwarves are bullies with Napoleon complexes.)

12. The Grasshopper and the Ant- "Hen, give me chickens to give to the kites"--does the grasshopper not realize that he's asking the hen to give over comrades/offspring to be eaten?  Good luck with that one. . . This whole thing could be so much less complicated if the grasshopper just used a leaf or a twig or a blade of grass or something; why does it need to be the bristle of a sow?!  Oooohhh, the barn talks.  Nice use of a random inanimate object. (Just a side note, I consider plants like oaks somewhat animate as they are alive, if not vocal.  I'll still eat them and chop them down and all, but they are animate. . . )  Why wouldn't you just use the grass?!  Gahhhhh.  I'm just glad that my friends are (at least slightly) more effective in emergency situations than that grasshopper.  Poor little ant. . .

13. The King and the Sage-  RIDDLES!!! WOOOOO!  Awwwww--they weren't actually riddles.  Boo.  (Also, who says that it is possible for his wife to give birth to a pig and himself to turn into a weird panther-goat amalgamation, but it isn't possible for a poor-looking guy to have been wealthy once?  Whattt?!)

14. Teeth and No-Teeth-  Ummmmmm, okay.  So we have a toothless but clever old man inhaling food and an athletic and proud young man weeping that he doesn't get as much food.  Cool.

15. The Fool's Good Fortune-  Okay, these stories are just getting curiouser and curiouser.  So we have a fool who is happy with a cow, a cow who rips up a tree and finds a pot of gold, a fool who gives said pot (now filled with rocks) to a king, lots of people beating on a fool for various ill-timed remarks, a fool who decides to steal a bell, a bell which frightens robbers, a fool which cuts off a robber's tongue, a fool who steals the robbers' wealth, and a fool who builds three palaces with said wealth.  Which means, overall, he had good fortune, I guess?  Huh.

16. Two Losses-  Another story of an erudite making fun of the laymen and then perishing because he has no common sense/basic skills.  Oh, well.  Looking at the silver lining, though, there is now one less snobby scholar in the world. . .

17. The Story of Dervish-  Where was the explanation about the other magical happenings in the region--such as the skinless deer running away after being killed?  Instead we get told a tale about a man turned into a dog who basically kills everything he sees for reward, before being turned back into a man and turning his wife and her lover into donkeys--of the opposite sex.  I just. . . I don't get any of these. . .

18. The Father's Prophecy-  Basically, rank and glory are two very different things, as are virtue and fortune.  The father might as well have been paraphrasing Machiavelli's The Prince.  (Also, respect your elders, people; come on!)

19. The King's Counsellor-  First off, the ambiguity of the word "kid" here worries me; I'm just going to cross my fingers and assume they were talking about another goat.  Also, why does this tale lead to the moral of "beware, above all us, of our wives"?  It should be something else such as "be grateful of good counsel and acknowledge it as such," or "don't go up in arms over a favored goat."  (And of those two, obviously the latter is the more appropriate and logical.)

20. The Hermit Philosopher-  He didn't understand. . . and then it hit him!  Haha, ha, ha. . . Yeahhhh, I think I've read a few too many of these stories today. . .


Ta-dahhhhhh!  Another unit down and more random knowledge acquired!  Now to tell a story. . .   A piu tardi!



Image Information.  Ant on tree; photo by Thomas Quaritsch, 2005.  Wikimedia.
A pair of donkeys, Cloghfin; photo by Kenneth Allen, 2012.  Geograph.

Week 5: Reading Diary--The Devil's In the Details (Georgian Folktales)

This week I will be reading the collection of Georgian Folktales--let's get ready to outwit the devil, people!  And then not escape a terrible fate!  Wooo!  Haha.


1. Master and Pupil- Anybody else love the wife's dig at her husband, saying that he's completely ignorant?  That's one way to introduce a character, haha.  Why does the devil appear when the peasant praises how good water is at a random spring?  So confused. . . Not to deny the legitimacy of this story, but who can't recognize their own kid after a year?  I'm really curious how old this kid is that he will change so much in a single year.  Also, why would this kid want to go back to his poor father who left him in the care of the devil?  Where is the logic there?  I might possibly want to be apprenticed to the devil just so that I can shape-change.  Yup.  This son is so greedy he's just asking for trouble; he deserves to be sold back to the devil.  "Variegated eyes;" great description, right there.  But stupid, avaricious father. . .  I'm loving this chase scene--so many transformations!  And why not change into inanimate objects occasionally?  Burn, devil, burn--disco inferno!  (And they lived happily ever after.)

2. Fate- Apparently people have been objecting to arranged marriages for eons--go figure.  Random devil in one story, random angel in the next.  So classist of them, leaving the poor people's fates out in the weather like that; how cruel.  How terrible, to marry a weaver's daughter!  Stupid prince, for all you know she could weave straw into gold!  "A guest is a gift of God"--unless your guest is an in-law, an ex, pesky relatives, or a serial killer.  (Woah, that escalated quickly. . .)  He totally just killed the weaver's daughter!  What the heck!  And after the weaver was so kind to him!  He just turned into a killer, if not a serial killer.  Goodness.  Okay, so maybe he wasn't totally cruel.  He just seriously wounded the weaver's daughter and left bags of money as compensation--and then married her unknowingly.  Guess you really can't escape your fate, even if you try to murder your future.

3. The Serpent and the Peasant- Begin with a vision of utopia and you can only go downhill from there.  Let's watch this train wreck!  A fox suspended by the tail obviously means that your chickens are going to be especially prosperous in the near future (you know, since the fox can't steal them and all).  Just go with it. . . Cunning, hypocrisy, and treachery--prosperous chickens was close.  The one story where a snake is the good guy and man the one who's treacherous--I knew I liked snakes for a reason!  Awww, what a sweet ending!  Such a kindly and generous snake!

4. The Two Brothers- Bears and wolves and jackals, oh my!  I think the mouse should actually be a dragon hoarding gold; it's much more exciting that way.  How dare he just callously kill the mouse like that!  I should beat him with twigs. . . And the brother said, "Let there be water!" and it was done. . . Save the princess, rule the world. . . And after all of that good fortune, let's just end the tale with a grisly murder!  That's all, folks!


5. The King and the Apple- First line makes no sense; great start!  The ultimatum in this story also makes little sense--basically, just repent and then decide whether or not you want to enter. . .  I want a talking apple!  What?!  Totally did not see that one coming.  Why not ask questions such as "what is 2 + 2?"  I don't understand this tale at all. . .

6. The Three Precepts-  So much repetition--why?!  I think, I think, I think that this story is odd, is odd, is weird.  Though I wouldn't mind, wouldn't mind, would like a snake that lays precious stones.  But I definitely do not want the fate of the youth by the end of this tale, I'll tell you that.  (Though I really enjoy the random poem/song thingy at the end of this tale, haha; "Thou hast drunk bad, stale, wine,/ And eaten a rotten walnut."  The end.)

7. The Cunning Old Man and the Demi-  The beginnings of these stories are just so great; e.g. "He might have worked, but he was lazy." <--Story of my life, haha.  Clever lazy old man.  It's like the valiant little tailor who killed 7 in one blow, lol.  How do you not see a guy throwing a deer, a goat, a boar, and then another deer into a river?  Seriously, how do you miss that?!  But poor demi, he didn't deserve the fate that he got. . .

8. The Shepherd Judge-  "Yeah, man, I'll be a judge--but only if you blind me first."  Who says that?  Who?!  And why he can still judge after his sight has been restored, when he had to be blind before?  What is going on?!


9. The Priest's Youngest Son-  I. . . just. . . don't. . . understand. . .  Read the psalter over your father's grave, jump a wall, milk a doe, and you will live happily ever after?  Is that what I'm supposed to get out of this?. . .


10. Mingrelian Proverbs- My personal favorites:  Turn to the right, or turn to the left, 'twill all be one in the end; Wish thy neighbour to have an ox, and God will send it to thee; The hen scratched and scratched till she dug up a knife, with which her own throat was afterwards cut; If the bear overcome thee--then call him Papa; The dog took fright at a wolf, and barked all the year round at a stump; I say it--but whether it happen or no 'tis nothing to do with me; My father I love, my mother I love, but myself I prefer before all; A heart-kiss is better than a lip-kiss; Our granny has no teeth, so she likes not others' teeth to see.  BEST.  PROVERBS.  EVERRRR.


And that is all.  Ciao!!!



Image Information.  Path in forest over water; wallpaper.  Superb Wallpapers.
Dog treeing; photo by Scochran4, 2010.  Wikipedia.
Horse jumping ditch obstacle; photo by Henry Bucklow, 2009.  Wikipedia.
All hail the apple king; photo by MisterMadHatter.  DeviantArt.